First Dish

Ingredients Needed:

• 30 min. of free time
• 1 P.C.
• 2-3 interruptions (substitute distractions, if interrupters are not available)
• 1 Solid topic to "discuss" (if first topic is soured or rotten, have an additional topic available)
  
• 2 oz. of fortitude or pluckiness for delving into the world of Blogging

Begin by creating your account. Use 4 minutes creatively naming your page, only to find its already taken, try to cleverly rename with in 5 minutes. Use 1 distraction to buy 1 of your interruptions a movie on pay-per-view. With 20 minutes remaining cleverly prepare to DISH deliciousness up to family and friends.

Enjoy!